He's a greedy monster

"You know you're out of shape when your daughter who watches those The Biggest Loser shows with her mother starts creating songs to share with you how much she cares about your health"

My seven year old Lil' Mama:

"Here comes the Daddy,
he's a greedy monster.

Beware of his stomach,

it will push you

back-back-back-back-back-back.

It will push you back.

(repeat)

Seko